The Legal Disclaimer Stuff

We Absolutely, Positively, WILL NOT build a Festive Float for you to purchase!
We Absolutely, Positively, WILL NOT build a Festive Float for you on your carriage!
We Absolutely, Positively, WILL NOT let you drive one of our Festive Floats!
We Absolutely, Positively, WILL NOT drive your float!

It’s not because we’re selfish, artistic snobs or anything, but because of insurance regulations.
We must own, operate, and maintain our Festive Floats. Otherwise you could be left sitting in a little red wagon with some crape paper streamers, and we’d be out of business.
Most importantly, it’s because we care about you, the people, and sometimes, pets riding on our floats.